Victor's "They'll Think It's Been Altered"

When this was recorded back in 2001, the camera had an option to add a subtitle to the entire video. My son wanted to try it out so he put "Smartest Budgie" on it. I believe that is what Victor is talking about when he says it has been altered. So he is actually telling you what is going to happen to the video in the future before it happens. This is the first time I have actually translated this video and found the part where he whispers about it being altered.

Victor said:
Bet he rather be kissing Betty.

Ryan's comments:
"I believe Victor is making a pun on the word Betty by using the same pronunciation for two diffent meanings."


Victor continues:
Come see Onie. Come see.
Kiss, kiss. That chick can razzie dazzie

Ryan's comments:
"Onie was name of the person I was in a relationship with at the time. When he says "razzie dazzie, I believe he means razzle dazzle. Perhaps he liked the way razzie dazzie sounded better."


Victor continues:
Because kids purchased it.

Ryan's comments:
I am not sure what he means when he says '"Kids purchased it."

Victor continues:
Betty loves him deep.
Betty kissed me very pretty. Pretty baby. Pretty, pretty.
Come see all this blue today. Watch it.

Ryan's comments:
"When he talks about coming to see all the blue he means that he is blue and the words "smartest budgie" are blue as well.

Victor continues:
This is here to test the parties.
Victor the boy you are adoring.
He looked east here.

Ryan's comments:
"He says this part was here for a test. To test the parties involved in confirming he is talking in context perhaps. If you go back to his "Victor on Marriage" video, #11, he said his beak was facing south. So if his beak is facing south, then his eye will be looking east.

Victor continues:
Now read this. A bird can be adoring sometimes. Surely.
Your video is bad design. They’ll think it’s been altered.
Someone altered something here.
And I first will help you.

Ryan's comments:
"This is very interesting and he is quite clear even when he whispers in this part. It never ceases to amaze me at some of the things I find when I translate something of his I have never done before. Perhaps in this part he is putting up a challenge to those who think that the video was altered, or perhaps he means that it was altered because of the words "smartest budgie" that my son added. Either way, I have all the original 8mm tapes of him in these videos that will prove they are the originals and have never been altered to change what he is saying in any way."